[1]Well, maybe ‘tales from the tradeshow’, but still. Imagine arriving at a tradeshow primed and ready to show off your wares using a mobile computing cluster the size of a big suitcase. You open the shipping crate, and you see this. Yes, it’s supposed to be a square, not vaguely trapezoidal. The show must go on though! In a highly amusing tale, Jay Fry over on Cassatt’s datacenter blog tells the story of When an elephant sits on your blade center [2].